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      <image:title>Funny(ish) Things - 2020 Voter’s Guide for Pissed off Babies - Joe Biden on kissing babies:</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I’m not sorry for anything I’ve ever done.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“Very fine options on both sides. But the concept of cloth diapers? Created by and for the Chinese in order to make America’s dumps non-competitive. I’m more of a one and done kinda guy.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Funny(ish) Things - 2020 Voter’s Guide for Pissed off Babies - Donald Trump on babies in general:</image:title>
      <image:caption>“Babies are weak. In fact, they’re the worst people in the history of the country.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Funny(ish) Things - 2020 Voter’s Guide for Pissed off Babies - Joe Biden on Diaper (rash):</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I ate Corn pop fro yo baby food when I was in ‘Nam. In fact, I still do, even without Lactaid. Left a mean diaper rash. Still does.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. We vote “waaaaaah” on all counts.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Brought to you by the League of Baby Voters: by Babies, for Babies- “Its 2020- it's about time babies start getting a ba, ga and da in edgewise.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Get him away from me. Both of them.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Funny(ish) Things - Year in Review I 1997 - Mattel releases 'Share-A-Smile Becky' Barbie doll, who is disabled and comes with a wheelchair; Barbie Dream House remains wheelchair inaccessible.</image:title>
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